• store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
• me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
• store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
• me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
• store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
• me: /looks down at her captain america tee
• store guy: /happy seal-clapping
• me: oh my god we match
• store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

mhiddlestons:

Two quotes » “I’m not a hammer, as you say. I have questions. I have doubts.”

• current mood: gay
• yesterdays mood: gay
• tomorrows mood: gay
• mood for all of eternity: gay

italljustcomesbackaround:

just look at thors footwork

shadowednarrator:

Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

You got anything sporty, like a tuna?

I love this guy.

seuporinteiro:

ieuhaiuahajenkms,]dafgfhjklçolkjhg Omg. Almost had a heart attack and fell off my fucking chair. Fuck u.

marylightlyandben:

6x02: Two and Half Men

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

sherillex started following you

omg wow. hi, you’re awesome ;u;